A)Heard this song?
it has been blaring out of every single radio that we pass by and I can't get it out of my HEAD! Help. Please. Someone.
B) Been in water that was so salty that all you had to do was lie on your back and you would float, like an antigravity machine? That was all? No effort necessary? C'mon, jump in, leave your worries behind, we're having a party here! Hand me a margarita, please.
C) Heard of the red bull romaniacs? I hadn't either.
D) Had poop float past you in a public pool while sitting next to notorious gang members who have been to JAIL?
Well, ya. That's my bit.