Tuesday, August 16, 2011


Congratulations BABY! you have been alive on this Earth for exactly 8,030 days. Thats definitely a reason to celebrate. Your a crazy-awesome, fantastically wonderful roommate and I wish I would have made these cupcakes for you. You would have died.

SLOTH CUPCAKES! Maybe next year?

I apologize for making you wait all Day N Night for your present but I'll give you a few hints.

Combine the following to find out what it is:

Until then, I hope your day is filled with rainbows and sunshine and smiles and laughing and free things and love and surprises and being silly!



hostel etiquette

the following quiz requires no previous knowledge on hostels/ ever staying in a hostel.

1. If you come home at 1:30am to find that one of your fellow hostel roommates is sleeping with the lights off should you:
a) try to be as quiet and respectful as you can and crawl into bed yourself
b) turn on the lights and open the blinds
c) walk around in your high heels, for an hour- after turning on the lights
d) go on skype
e) open everything in your bag that you have previously packed in loud, crinkle plastic bags

2. If you come home at 3am after a hard night of drinking and are feeling oh-so sick, should you:
a) wait outside until you feel better or go to the washroom to upchuck the boogie
b) storm into your room, grab the nearest plastic bag and vomit into it for an hour in the company of 6 other people
c) begin to whimper in your bed after vomiting for an hour only to go to the bathroom and sob a little more while upchucking

3. If you plan on waking up at 630am to do your hair/makeup etc for the day should you:
a) go to the washroom so as not to wake people sleeping
b) turn on the lights, slap on your high heels and use the mirror next to said sleeping person you already woke up at 130am

if you chose anything other than a) I suggest you go fuck yourself.


Thursday, August 11, 2011

Globe and Mail

VOTE: How upset would you be if bananas became extinct?


Check it out.

Hang in there little guys!

xo jess

Saturday, August 6, 2011


Robyn comes home in 15 days and I CANT WAIT TO SEE HER AND KISS HER FACE!!!!!


Thursday, August 4, 2011

Pin this!

Here is a few things I'm crazy about right now:

- wine tours
- a little gem called pinterest.com
- ice cream made only of bananas. I'm not even going to tell you how many bananas are frozen in my freezer right now.
- summer
- bathing suits
- sangria (this one is sort of a constant in my life)
- online shopping. I guess its more like online window shopping cause I have no money.
- getting my italian dual citizenship. how AWESOME would that be?????
- ceiling fans

xo jess