Monday, December 27, 2010

I'm so into space right now..

Last night, Nicole and I looked up how to make incense (because I want clove incense but I can't find it anywhere). We also found out how to make buttermilk and how to make it in america. And we learned about thought and dream recorders. The internet is a gift.

Sidenote: we bought marcel and glowmus new shells!! But they haven't moved in yet.

Robyn doesn't get home for three more dayss!! We miss herrrrr.

Cool, huh?

xo jess

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Best band in the world

Have you ever listened to a song 26 times in a row?

Have you ever tried to ice your roommate?

Have you ever heard of these guysss???

North Mississippi All Stars!

And better yet, have you ever listened to them while playing dr. mario on medium?????????

Cause, you should.

xo jess

Monday, November 29, 2010

Tall, dark, and delicious.

Tomorrow I get to bake for my friend Wyatt's Christmas themed bake sale!!!!! And better? We are making gingerbread men! Im so excited to bake them. and then decorate them in funny costumes. I hope they look like these.

Or these

Or these


sooooo cute

HOW CUTE IS SHE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

When I grow up, I'm totally getting one. And I'm naming her Dragonette.
Jess and Dragonette. Cute, right?

I'm dyingggg.

xo jess

Thursday, November 18, 2010

happy november 18th, ladies & mo'st certainly gentlemen

get your vagina tickled by a mustache.

and you're not a whore if it's for charity!


ladies leave your man at home

All I want in my life right now is a Destiny's Child CD. Seriously, how fabulous were they??

xo jess

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

We always get what we want.

1. Just the other day, I was talking about how I wanted to wear something neon. Obviously, my conversations are really intelligent and important. Anyways. And then yesterday, Jill, Sasha and I found a NEON yellow, DENIM pencil skirt. $15!!! Done and done, thankyouverymuch. Its the best!

2. So I came to school early to get some work done. I've been here for 40 min and so far I have:
- Written a facebook message
- Creeped on a couple that may or may not have broken up
- Searched for photos of neon things on google

xo jess

Thursday, November 4, 2010


I google imaged long fingernails out of a gross curiosity and am forever disturbed. I only hope that one day i can be like this. but for real, what is this lady thinking? did she just decide one day that she's not going to amount to anything in life so might as well try to grow her fingernails out as long as possible. how does she wash her hair? how does she eat? guaranteed she is getting zero ass.


p.s i am so sorry i did a post on this.


biggest turnoff ever

so. it's been decided. the biggest turn off ever/crush ender = long.finger.nails.

dont do it.

(unless you're wolverine from xmen...but those aren't fingernails? right?)


Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Cat sleepover!

Things I've learned in the past two days:
1. You can't ignore a mouse problem. (Both Nicole and Robyn found mice in their ROOMS!)
2. Our landlord sucks at returning phone calls.

THEREFORE: My cat, Bow, is coming for a sleepover tonight!!! Its going to be so fun. We'll watch girlie movies and paint our nails and catch mice and stuff. Bffs!

Am I allowed to post twice in a row?? Is this blog-protocol?

xo jess

We got free coffee this morning! Dream. Come. True.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Just wanted the seedz

We carved pumpkins last night! Talking about carving pumpkins is actually way more fun than actually carving them, you know?
And then we made the boys take photos of us. Photoshoot!
And I pretended to be a whiskas cat. Meow.

Did you notice we have two followers!!!??!?!

Thursday, October 28, 2010


it's official. i want to be a part of an all girl band. not some stupid cheesy pop shit. a real, bad ass, girl band. where we can be high in all our music videos. and have a psychedelic, rock and roll, thrash vibe. and flip cameras off. but actually be soft spoken when you interview us. we'll all have our own quirks. they will always have to BLEEP out half of the shit that comes out of sasha's foul mouth, and she will always be experimenting with the newest fashion items, and will probably wear a headress just because she is famous and it is now acceptable, and we'll constantly be embarrassing ourselves in front of the camera by blurting out yuh-huh uh huhhhh. nicole will rarely talk and when she does it will be something really funny, and she'll bake us so many goodies for the road and give it to all the roadies, and she will always be wearing a leather jacket, and every girl will want her haircut, and she'll get real excited about everything. jessica will be the the girl that you think looks like a bitch, and when you get to know her, you realize she is a bit of a bitch, but the best sort of bitch. the kind of girl who doesnt take shit from no one and would never allow a boy to tell her she "looks like the kind of girl that kisses everyone" without slapping them across the face. and every guy would be happy to be slapped by her. she will obviously be the face of the group since she's so fucking classically beautiful. Jill will be the firey haired amazon goddess with legs that last for days, she'll be the lyrical genius of the group and will never be without a pen and paper and will constantly be jotting little notes down. she'll be real camera shy and come up with the most outrageous shit. on the way to most of our shows she'll be overwhelmed by all the people, and will tell you that. kelsey is going to be the head of the dance moves department and she'll come up with groundbreaking shit and have to teach us her newest moves all the time on the road. she'll be the one pushing for my psychedelic vibes and more weed smoking. kelsey will be the major sugar mama and will probably end up being extremely promiscuous with all our fans(sorry girl! secret hussy!). she'll always be in rad jeans and a tshirt to portray that classic bad ass vibe. i'll probably always be dressed in black, and always push for more skin, and try to convince the girls that face paint is the best accessory. i'll encourage more lyrics surrounding wolves and probably play a lot of eye seduction with all the boyz, i bet i'll start wearing a lot more eye makeup to do so (not so secret hussy!) and red lipstick will be my signature look. I CANT WAIT!!! WE ARE GOING TO BE SOOOO FAMOUS!!!

Saturday, October 23, 2010

We had a pizza party!

Weirdest/best night to end the longest week!

Number one: The strap on my school bag broke on thursday! So lame. And its box-y and awkward so there was no other way to hold it that to cradle it like a baby for the rest of the day.
Number two: I had to run for the bus, twice. Do cute boys ever have to run for the bus?? Probably not.
Number three: I miss Nicole!
Number four: I drank gin and fresca out of a Becel margarine container last night. Best! Then, once the gin was gone, I made groups of men pose for pictures with me and the becel.
Number five: Our hermits like red pepper!
Number six: Its raining. Perfect opportunity for my navy and white striped umbrellaaaa!

xo jess

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

baby duck misses lil ham

soooo, nicole had to get her tonsils taken out on monday (EEEEK, scary!) so she has been staying at her parents house all week and i misss her! soooo much! i want her to come home soon so i can be greeted with various baked goods when i walk through the door, and the smell of freshly baked cookies at 7am. who the FUCK bakes at 7am-nicole does. best. roommate.ever.(jess you're the best too!) i blame my ass on her on a daily basis. WE LOVE YOU NICOLE AND MISS YOU!

I found this lil' wolf guy and he is now my new background and bff, hope it cheers you up!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

never three

Does this outfit look too saucy? fuck no, never three much sauciness!