Friday, June 1, 2012

6th year baby

so, sasquatch has come and gone and I have to say that after 6 years of attending this magical/wonderful/amazing festival, this year was definitely one for the books! I couldn't have asked for a better group of people to spend my time with!

we drove down in a massive suburban: 5 girls, 5 nights, 1 suburban. the suburban of love. the suburban love nest of secrets. suburban of secrets. I learned so many wonderful secrets while in that bad boy, and none of them are ever leaving that big blue beauty.

we got into so many wild and crazy adventures and created way too many inside jokes that I never want to forget. this list may mean nothing to you unless you were there, and it will probably just make you feel really left out so i apologize...but none the less, here are the highlights of my 5 night 6 day adventure.

1. Pulling up to Wendy's in a huge suburban playing "no scrubs" and taking up 5 stalls.

2. Playing "i have never" "would you rather" and "who in our friend group has hooked up with another?"(our friend group is fucked!) on the drive down.

3.Waiting in line for 3 hours to get our wristbands, probably one of the best times ever - eating weed brownies and drinking copious amounts of beer to pass the time
4. Poochie Pouch! ( "for just 3 easy payments of 19.99, this poochie pouch can be yours, it looks real and feels real! perfect for festivals and going out with your friends")
5. Enjoy. Life. Robyn Cameron.
6. Munching so hard at the back of the suburban and devouring way too many tortilla chips.
7. You wanna know what time it is? I'll fucking tell you what time it is!?! It's 12:33 (whilst pretending to pull a gun out of your jean vest, only to reveal a watch)
8. Completing the challenge of "be on someone's shoulders" the first day
9. Matt Gilmore
10. Waiting in line 'to get into the festival' and having curtis tell us we were in the wrong one and having no one believe him
11. Getting our faces painted by annie
12. "Man i wish i was at couer de pirate with you guys"...."you were, and you loved it"..."yay!"
13. Getting so angry at people that they wouldnt come with me because I had something amazing to show them, only to present them with a bouncy castle and filling it with wayyyy too many people that they had to kick us all off by spraying us with water guns.
14. The sasquatch yearbook booth

(dave wins)
(i'm preeeeetttyyy sure they chose the worst of the three pictures...)

15. The honda car shots - "remember, you have to return these props"

16. Waking up one morning to open our tent and be greeted by our beloved nathan with a joint
17. "in my armpit..."
18. Discovering curtis and I have matching onesie's

19. Being barefoot as often as possible

 i'm having a blast with my friends
you can find me down in the USA
now its time to sing it all again

21. Being on wyatt's shoulders for Little Dragon
(this can of tuna is clearly very funny)

22.Cepacol numbing throat spray
23.The fact that seeing trevor without a wig was weirder than with - clearly Ash.

24. Not wearing a shirt for an entire day
25. Cee-lo Green
26. Pig-tying cameron because he needed to take a break
27. Literally sitting in piles of trash/beercans

29. Writing the following words on people for who knows what reason: Sasha- Free love, Jessica- Sexual, Cam - Emotions, Tayelor - musky, Myself- No monogamy

30. Being told that when I sit on people's lap I have a tendency to forget they are an actual person : "SHUT UP, CHAIR!"
31. Cam & Trevor doing dubstep, always.
31. Taking a 'minor' pit stop in ephrata and eating the garbage burrito, whilst contemplating how to get our friend out of jail
32. Proposing to Smasha
33. Watching matt suitor put on chapstick with his pinky.
34. dirty fingernails, stinky armpits, and nasty fucking hair

Well, party people, it was definitely the highlight of my summer thus far, so I can only imagine what's in store for the next 3 months. Speaking of which, stay tuned for robyncam's summer to do list! (sure to be filled with wild and crazy adventures)

much love, stay classy


  1. I feel so privileged to know what every single one of these is. You're my main bitch.

  2. Ah SHIT I just saw this now. I am CRYING. DYING. This was the best 5 days of my entire life thus far. I LOVE YOU ROBJOB.

  3. Ahhhhh shit. I'm so friggen sad I missed out on this!