Thursday, June 30, 2011


As a rule, dogs and I have a delicate relationship. I just don't really like when they jump on me. Or when they have slobber dripping from their jowls. As a kid, the movie Beethoven gave me nightmares. So much saliva and so much chaos.
What I do love about dogs is when they are really really large, calm and even tempered, and have big brown mamma-eyes that make your heart melt.

Which is why these beauties struck a vein with me:

And check em out as a puppy:

Wow. My heart is no longer my own.

xo jess

Wednesday, June 29, 2011


So you may have noticed I have a thing about lemons.

You probably haven't. But anyways.
Actually, my obsession is mostly limited to lemonade. And any lemonade-alcohol combo. And lemon squares. Oh. And lemon yogurt.

I went to the farmers market this morning where there are at least 3 freshly-squeezed lemonade vendors. I had this unbearable thirst. I'm talking UNbearable. So I bought one! Happy slurping ensued.

xo jess

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

czech re.PUBLIC

hello. hallo. guten tag. ahoj. whatevskies

so i am in the czech replublic at the momento, in prague at the momento, and actually in a laundry mat with a really cute white fluffy dog pattering about. anywayz. prague is really pretty. but yesterday proved to me how people say its dirty. matei and i were walking down a street and i almost stepped in human poop. and i know it was human poop because the dude was pooping. right there. yuck.

it is really wonderful here though. i took this picture.

jk, i wish.


Monday, June 27, 2011

Or we could talk Sangria.


1 bottle of wine
1 cup of vodka
LOTS of frozen fruit
sliced lemon
something a little sweet
club soda

Pour it all together in a pretty pitcher.

You'll die of happiness! And you'll get really drunk!

xo jess

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Lets talk Ceasers

SO refreshing.

SO spicy. Oh GOd.

SO much tomato-y goodness mixed with vodka, ice, spices and love in a glass with a lime wedge on top. and a spicy bean. Or six, because thats the best part.

Oh my god and they were invented in Canada in 1969.

Guess what else happened in 1969? Man walked on the moon, DUH.

But who cares? Caesers rule. Order one next time you go out. If you live in Canada.. If not, make one. You wont regret it.

Thats all I wanted to say.


Thursday, June 16, 2011

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Nature Channel

Lets talk about favorite things for a sec.



I just want to grab the nearest cute boy and get married under there, you know?

And this has GOT to be the cutest thing you've ever seen:

No? Maybe I'm alone on this one. Seriously though, why the world doesn't share my sloth obsession, I will never know. (I looked EVERYWHERE in Costa Rica for a cuddly sloth teddy that I could wrap around my neck. I found NOTHING.)

And finally.
I saw one of these bad boys in the flesh:

If it bites you, you'll die in 5 minutes! Wtf!

xoxo jess

p.s. totally unrelated. I kissed some girl's tramp stamp last night. Win!

Thursday, June 9, 2011


so, guess what!? Jessica comes home today! I can't believe it. It has been over a month since she's been gone and it's been weird and sad without her. she went to costa rica with sasha to chill with marine wildlife and build things and eat fresh exotic fruit. but now she is coming home! It's going to be crazy there are going to be 5 people living in this household. our house will be bursting at the seams!(in the best way possible, duh).

chillen here:



building stuff:


but now she is coming:

so that we can become:


Monday, June 6, 2011

girl crushes

to be honest, i like lindsay lohan. she's the tits. for real. first of all, she was in the greatest movie of my childhood- the parent trap (what 9 year old girl didn't watch the handshake scene repeatedly until she mastered it with her bff??) AND she's in one of the greatest movies of my teen years- mean girls. HELLO! everyone was all bummed when she got all hard core and was like, "she was such a sweet little girl..." wtf, ya when she was 9 she was sweet and nice. what about drew barrymore, who by the way is probably one of my second fave babes! she was smoking crack at 9 with e.t! and now she is THE covergirl. lindsay grew up into being a bad ass mother effer, who parties and smokes weed, and has sick style. and she's a lezbian! what?!